Starting with my absolute favourite:

Sundai

This picture does her no justice, none at all. Compared to real life, this picture is a steaming pile of shit. Sundai is seriously one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. I paused the screen while she was on it so I could stare at her face for a while. I actually loved her hair before the makeover, especially when it was tied back during her casting. She reminds me a bit of Yaya, but a non bitchy version.  Nothing could make me love this girl more (:

Nicole

Everybody loves Nicole, and yeah, I love her too! Her voice is to die for, she’s so relaxed and laid back. She’s gorrgeous aswell, and her picture was exquisite.

Courtney

Most adorable person ever?! Has a serious case of shiny face, but that can be ignored. She’s got a killer body, and did anyone else notice her perfecty toned bum&legs as she walked out of the casting room, I know I did!!

Rae

I love her, and will continue to love her until she starts spouting about her child at every waking minute like most of the mothers on this show. Aslong as that doesn’t happen, I will back Rae to the end!

Brittany

Hello my gorgeous awkward math nerd. Yes, that is why I love her. She lives under a library for gods sake, who couldn’t love her?!

Rachel

I hated this girl when I first saw the promo pics, but now I have fallen in love. She’s just far too cute for words!

Lulu

I love anyone with a tattoo, especially a brave tattoo like Lulu’s. She’s skankier than I thought she’d be when I first saw her pic, but I still like her enough.

Erin

I don’t remember her, but anyone that pretty has got to be atleast semi-ok?! Right.

Laura

Her voice annoys me. She’s not as cool as this picture suggests. Everyone seems to love her? I think she’s ok.

Ashley

Looks waaay better in person. Was picked out by Tyra’s hairstylist, whhhy? She’s not that special!

Jennifer

Her lazy eye is sooo annoying! She’s actually pretty gorgeous though. But far too squealy all-American girl for my liking.

Kara

I’m not a fan of the manlier girls, like Lola from AusNTM, I just don’t find that their faces photograph flatteringly. Maybe Kara will prove me wrong, I hope she does. She seems nice.

Lisa

All I remember about Lisa is her eyebrows, and they totally confues me. They were horrible! So long, and far too perfect! So yeah, I don’t care that she’s gone. She means nothing too me.

Bianca

Stank hoe. Needs to leave already, but will probably stick around forever. Ugh. Far too like a combination of Ebony (Cycle 1) and Nnenna for my liking.

Final callout orders:

Caris – (2.1)

Alexandra – (2.5) RUNNER UP

Samantha – (3.6)

Alyce – (4.1)

Demelza – (4.3)  WINNER

Rebecca – (5.6)

Kristy – (6)

Jamie – (7)

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8)

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

Favourite photos of the cycle in episode order:

And I shall finish this cycle with a beautiful picture of my favourite two:

<3 au revoir.

Caris

There was absolutly no reason for her to be eliminated!! Stunning shot, perfect for the theme, followed the photographer amazingly. Gorgeous body now she’s worked on it. Dammmn, Caris should’ve won!

Alex

Strong, strong, strong. Such a powerful pose, and she had perhaps the wiedest directions of all. No way did she deserve to be in the bottom two!

Sam

Blah face. HAWT body.

Demelza

Wtf. That is all I have to say, I cba to comment on this photo.

Caris – (2.1) 1/3/3/2/1/1/5/1

Alexandra – (2.75) 3/2/8/1/2/2/2/2

Samantha – (3.75) 5/4/1/8/5/3/1/3

Alyce – (4.1)

Demelza – (4.6) 4/11/2/5/3/4/4/4

Rebecca – (5.6)

Kristy – (6)

Jamie – (7)

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8)

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

Newwwww York! I love how they only go abroad for one or two episode’s in AusNTM, and they go to relevant places instead of trying to hit every capital there is in the world. This photshoot was balls though, poor Samantha, she deserved to be in the f2 with her kickass body alone!

Alex

I love how they made such a big deal of the door hitting her chest, yeah, like that doesn’t happen every day. And the way the designer was like ‘I care for you more than the clothes’ after he realised they were fine.. Major lols. Anyway, this shot is so fashion and her. It’s so natural for Alex, and she looks effortlessly cool. Total love for this.

Demelza

This is gorrgeous, and showcases her beauty well. I wish she was doing a bit more, enough to merit Meares’s overblown praise for it atleast. She does looks absolutly stunning though.

Samantha

Fake and forced and such a disappointment! Her legs look hairy which is weird, and she doesn’t even look like she’s on the phone at all!

Caris – (2.1)

Alexandra – (2.5) 3/2/8/1/2/2/2/2/1

Samantha – (3.6) 5/4/1/8/5/3/1/3/3

Alyce – (4.1)

Demelza – (4.3) 4/11/2/5/3/4/4/4/2

Rebecca – (5.6)

Kristy – (6)

Jamie – (7)

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8)

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

(Edit: ok, I’ve just realised I’m an idiot and they went on holiday last week. But I like the title, so it’s staying.)

I can’t remember much about this week, just that I was really annoyed about something and made a mental note to include it here, and I’ve forgotten it. Grr.

Samantha

Her eyes are quite possibly the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Every week they’re stunning and they blow me away.  This is pure Godliness, so laid back and easy. Ahh.

St. Alex

I kinda love that you can’t actually see her face, it makes this a really interesting shot. It’s so different, and she looks hawt with the longer hair!

Alyce

I’m sooooo disappointed in Alyce, her first 3 pictures were pure gorgeousness, then from then on, she basically did crap. I thought she’d take this competiton easily, but she basically just got fat and fell flat on her face. This picture is a step up from the past four weeks, but they must have done shit loads of retouching, cos no way did she look that skinny during the shoot!

Demelza

She’s so elfin, but not really in a good way. No way does she look sixteen, and I stand by my plastic surgery comment of last week. I can’t really nitpick with this shot too much, but I don’t think it’s particularly flattering.

Caris

I hate placing her so low, and wish I didn’t have too. But despite an amazing shoot and outstanding comments from the photographer, she produces a shitty photo. It’s just so drab, and she looks a bit greasy.

Caris – (2.3) 1/3/3/2/1/1/5

Alexandra – (2.8) 3/2/8/1/2/2/2

Samantha – (3.8) 5/4/1/8/5/3/1

Alyce – (4.1) 2/1/4/6/7/6/3

Demelza – (4.7) 4/11/2/5/3/4/4

Rebecca – (5.6)

Kristy – (6)

Jamie – (7)

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8)

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

Caris

Stunning, stunning, stunning, what else can I say about it?

This photo took my breath away when I first saw it, I simply can’t get over how amazingly gorgeous she is!

St. Alex

It’s a tad stiff, but she’s so beautiful and portrays the theme well.

HER EYES!! Most gorgeousness, fabulous things ever! Body is fab, pose is so interesting and unique and corr.

Samantha

Woahh, I can’t take my eyes off it! The hair is annoying poofy, but her eyes are so piercing, and those lips!! *swoons*

Again with the eyes! The two shot are basically the same, but it almost doesn’t matter.

Demelza

Boooooring! Her face looks like she’s had some plastic surgery, and her eyebrows are toooo thin.

I have no idea how Meares can orgasm over this, but not over St. Alex and Caris’s. Ugh, biased wanker. Yeh her body looks fab, but hellooo retouching! Also, she reminds me of a yeti or something.

Rebecca

Legs look fat, like hugely fat, and it’s again sooo boring. You can just sit there and make it amazin, but she can’t.

Is she naked? Whhhy crop the swimsuit out of a swisuit ad?! Duh. She’s painfully stunning, but does nothing with it! Argh.

Alyce

Oh Alyce, I had such high hopes for you at the start, then you turned into a bitch, then your pictures turned into crap. This one in particular, what.the.fuck?! Soo awkward and stiff, and pursing the lips is not cool!! Urgh.

It’s soo much better than the first, but it’s still stiff and weird. Her face, which I used to think was so, so stunning, looks awful.

Caris – (1.8) 1/3/3/2/1/1

Alexandra – (3) 3/2/8/1/2/2

Alyce – (4.3) 2/1/4/6/7/6

Samantha – (4.3) 5/4/1/8/5/3

Demelza – (4.8) 4/11/2/5/3/4

Rebecca – (5.6) 10/5/6/4/4/5

Kristy – (6)

Jamie – (7)

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8)

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

Caris

This is obviousloy the best shot, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s perfect. Might as well be a real ad!

St. Alex

Yeh her face is frozen and crappy, but look at her gorrrrgeous body!! She’s so relaxed in an awkward position ontop of two guys, I love it.

Demelza

Again, she’s so relaxed in a weird pose. Her face is so soft and shows no discomfort. My conly compaint is that her boobs look saggy, but her thighs look waay better than normal!

Rebecca

Sure it’s a bit blahh, but it’s not terrible. She looks fucking stunning and her body is fabulous!

Samantha

I love that she didn’t complain about being shirtless. But the arm looks awful and completely blocks her neck, which I don’t usually care about, but here it looks weird. Her body looks a bit large too.

Jamie

It’s compltely blahh! She’s stunning and her body is hawt(!) but she is literally doing nothing.

Alyce

Hey thunder thighs. Face is pissy, arm is knocking into the male model, legs are good, but THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS!

Leiden

Maybe she’s soft, maybe whatever. But I hate this photo! She looks 40, her boobs are weird, and why is that arm just sticking out? Urkk.

Caris – (2) 1/3/3/2/1

Alexandra – (3.2) 3/2/8/1/2

Alyce – (4) 2/1/4/6/7

Samantha – (4.6) 5/4/1/8/5

Demelza – (5) 4/11/2/5/3

Rebecca – (5.8) 10/5/6/4/4

Kristy – 6

Jamie – (7) 8/8/10/3/6

Alamela – (7.5)

Leiden – (8) 12/6/5/9/8

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

I hatehatehate commercials, I usually breeze through the episodes and bleh. I was lucky with BNTM they don’t dedicate a single episode to them and instead do several throughout the series. So this is my attempt at rating commercials, as usual, my opinions differ greatly to the judges

Alex

I can actually see being a real commercial, she was so smooth and natural. Sure she had a bad week, but this commercial brought her back to the top of the pack. Alex ftw!

Caris

She started waay too fast and jumbled a bit, but the ending was perfect. I understand her nerves, it always seems in these shows that the ‘actresses’ fail on the acting challenges and the ‘dancers’ fail on the dancing challenges. But she pulled it off wonderfully.

Jamie

She just made it look easy really. Too easy perhaps, I felt her performance was slightly too casual compared to Caris and Alex’s.

Rebecca

It would have been a whole lot better if she hadn’t been clutching the beaver so tightly! Her speech was slightly jilted and awkward, but it wasn’t that bad.

Demelza

You could so tell she was pissed off, and she seemed very distracted. But I can understand why. She also looked a bit sad.

Alyce

Hello, overracting.

Alamela

The whole time I was watching this (about a few seconds, yeh) all I could think was squinty, squinty, shiny. It was just weird, something about it wasn’t right. Also, I love how the eliminate her the week after the horrible bullying, way to make her feel good Meares.

Samantha

The judges loved this, I hated it. It was the fakest, weirdest American accent I have ever heard coupled with stiffness and overacting.

Leiden

She is so over it it’s not even funny. Like, just go home, now. I love her at times but it’s painful to see her grumble through tasks. She was totally confused throughout the whole add, and ended on a question. Which is hilarious, but not good.

Caris – (2.25) 1/3/3/2

Alyce – (3.25) 2/1/4/6

Alexandra – (3.5) 3/2/8/1

Samantha – (4.5) 5/4/1/8

Demelza – (5.5) 4/11/2/5

Kristy – 6

Rebbeca – (6.25) 10/5/6/4

Jamie – (7.25) 8/8/10/3

Alamela – (7.5) 7/9/7/7

Leiden – (8) 12/6/5/9

Belinda – (8.3)

Emma – (10.5)

In the case of Leiden, “I don’t care if you want it, I care how you are on the shoot.” – was Alex Perry perfection, it’s so true. I wish ANTM went like this, that way half the girls who ‘didn’t want it enough’ would still be there. Damnit Tyra, listen to AusNTM.

The photoshoot this week was amazing, they should do shit like this more often.

Samantha

Amazing! I don’t really know what to write about most of these photos.. the placement of the hands is genius, and could have looked realy awkward but didn’t. Her face is simple but strong, and her body looks perfection.

Demelza

Damn bitch, this is fabulous. She looks stunning, and regal and in control. I so wish she had crashed and burned this week, but she was incredible. Yuk.

Caris

This looks nothing like her, yet is still completely stunning. She looks slightly dishevelled which I think is wonderful. The dress would be gorgeous, but the the fat arse bow on the front uglies it up, and she manages makes it work.

Alyce

The snooty look on her face brings this down for me, but it’s still one of the best. Her body is gorrrrrj. She’s so timeless in this shot and reminds me of Nicole Kidman for some reason.

Leiden

This is adorable and spunky and fabulous. It has so much attitude and is still fashiony, plus it looks nothing like her..which is kind of a good thing.

Rebecca

Gorgeous hourglass figure, may notwork for modelling but it certainly works here! Her hands looks hilariously huge, but it’s a beauitufl shot filled with angles.

Alamela

This photo gets more beautiful everytime I see it. However, it’s just a bit lacklustre compared to the rest. I won’t deny that she’s stunning and did an amazing job considering all the shite she was put through!

Alexandra

The face is a bit ‘angry pitbull’ like it’s all squashed and mergh. Her boobs look weird too, but I really like the pose and the dress.

Belinda

She looks totally clueless and distant. The dress and pose are the same as Alex’s but just don’t work like they do in her shot. She also looks a bit snooby.

Jamie

Two words. Drag. Queen.

Alyce – (2.3) 2/1/4

Caris – (2.3) 1/3/3

Samantha – (3.3) 5/4/1

Alexandra – (4.3) 3/2/8

Demelza – (5.6) 4/11/2

Kristy – 6

Rebbeca – (7) 10/5/6

Alamela – (7.6) 7/9/7

Leiden – (7.6) 12/6/5

Belinda – (8.3) 9/7/9

Jamie – (8.6) 8/8/10

Emma – (10.5)

This was a cool shoot, and most of the shots were very good – which is nice for such an early photoshoot. My clear favourites are Alexandra and Caris, and although she’s a slimy bitch I can’t help but be stunned by Alyce’s beauty. Demelza has the most annoying voice ever, Alamela is plain, irritating and weak. Jamie is 21 and already she’s ancient. Rebecca is stunning but look so much like Franky from Cycle 5. Samantha has the best.eyes.ever. but is sooo boring. Belinda is simply stunning, but far too kooky, Leiden is a bit of a man and I’m developing a love/hate relationship with her. Oh and Emma, Emma who?

Alyce

 I’ve heard people say it looks like she’s taking a dump, but I couldn’t disagree more. It’s so effortless and elegant, and she looks like she’s just recling in a chair, not 6 feet up a wall. The shoes are shown off perhaps the best of all the girls, yet she still demands attention. It’s a slam dunk.

Alexandra

The shoes are once again a main focus, yet we are still looking at Alex. I love the way she’s moving through the air without looking gangly or awkward (see Leiden.) and it sort of looks as if she’s leaping up the wall like some sort of superwoman. I wish the shoulder was lower, or the head wasn’t so pushed into it, but other than that I love it.

Caris

Yes, she is kinda just laying there. But she pulls it off in such a way that she isn’t just laying there at all. Her face is stunning,stunning,stunning and her body looks so good, considering she’s one of the ‘Jelly Botties’. I absolutly adore this shot!

Samantha

I would have loves this so much more if she wasn’t wearing those idiotic yellow leggings, bare legs would have looked so much better and improved an already great shot. The attitude in this is fabulous, the shoes are showing. My only complaint is the laziness of the right arm, that is all.

Rebecca

The bend in the leg is what makes this picture great. Despite the fact that she’s doing nothing spectacular, it manages to set it apart from the others. The face could do with some softening around the mouth, and it would be better if she was actually grabbing the shoe rather than reaching for it.

Leiden

It’s a bit too ‘arms and legs everywhere’ for me. There’s nothing in this shot, she just jumped and got it. It’s good, it’s fine. But it annoys me. And her chin is tilted waay too far up – I hate that.

Belinda

Short! Gross leggings, no face at all and a bit awkward. Yet I love her, atleast she’s showing off the shoes.

Jamie

Even shorter! and are they wearing the same outfit? Gross. She looks about 30.. whhy? She’s 20 freakin’ 1, I blame all that tanning. Damn you Jamie you could have been brilliant.

Alamela

Her face is dead, her arms are floppy, and her legs look stupid. I don’t like her, I feel sorry for her.

Emma

“This is a good picture.” C’mon Jodhi, now why you talkin’ shit, huh? It’s crap. The arm is stupid and pointless, the legs are stretched too far and look painful, the body looks large and there is nothing in the face. Sure, it’s a ‘good’ picture. Idiot.

Demelza

Just because she took a picture lying against the wall, doesn’t mean yo have to use it! The face is dead, you don’t even notice her, the shoes are hidden and her hips are huuge. Ugh.

Alyce – (1.5) 2/1

Caris – (2) 1/3

Alexandra – (2.5) 3/2

Samantha – (4.5) 5/4

Kristy – 6

Demelza – (7.5) 4/11

Rebbeca – (7.5) 10/5

Alamela – (8) 7/9

Belinda – (8) 9/7

Jamie – (8) 8/8

Leiden – (9) 12/6

Emma – (10.5) 11/10

And we’re off. Can I just say, Naploean Perdis is an absolute prick. I hate him – he needs to die. Also, I it’s late and I cba to write about each photograph atm. So maybe later.

Caris

Alyce

Alexandra

Demelza

Samantha

Kristy

Alamela - stupid, stupid name.

Jamie

Belinda

Rebecca

Emma

Leiden

Caris – 1

Alyce – 2

Alexandra - 3

Demelza – 4

Samantha – 5

Kristy – 6

Alamela – 7

Jamie – 8

Belinda – 9

Rebecca – 10

Emma – 11

Leiden - 12